A Broken Clock is Right Twice a Day

One who can be found among piles of books, drinking coffee, in downward facing dog, usually laughing, enjoying the beauty of the world.

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Okay Tumblr, I am heading into the mountains for ten weeks where there won’t be wifi or cell phone service. Hopefully I won’t A) Die as result of being away from my laptop. B) Get eaten by a bear or C) Be tortured by children. Here is to the next interlude in my life. Until then, see you all in ten weeks! Sami

austennerdita2533:

"The most incomprehensible thing in the world to a man, is a woman who rejects his offer of marriage."

—Emma, Jane Austen

The same incomprehensibility afflicts men in the 21st century when a girl rejects an offer of dinner, of coffee, of anything involving spending one-on-one time with a guy she’d never want to date. Ever.

Well isn’t this relevant. Love Jane!

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I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.

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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

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@KattWilliams

here we go again. white kid carries out plan to murder people and already the mainstream media is going through with the “he was disturbed,” “he was mentally ill” and “he was insane” spin on the story. gotta protect that image of white purity and innocence no matter what.

not to mention that the whole idea that a violent, atrocious crime could only be conceived and carried out by a mentally ill person is really ableist and gross and nasty and needs to go away immediately

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Black Crime =Gang Violence. Arab Crime = Terrorism. Hispanic Crime = Illegal immigration. White Crime = No crime, he was just insane.

dropthosegloves:

Some of my favorite #YesAllWomen tweets

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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

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puvie:

airagorncharda:

ilikefancysocks:

baby-in-a-trenchcoat-221b:

imanerd-whatofit:

EVERY

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GIRL’S

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CRAZYimage

‘BOUT

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A

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SHARP

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DRESSED

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MAN

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God damn it Misha

UNLESS

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THEY’RE

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CRAZY

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'BOUT

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A

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SHARP

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DRESSED

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WOMAN

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