Okay Tumblr, I am heading into the mountains for ten weeks where there won’t be wifi or cell phone service. Hopefully I won’t A) Die as result of being away from my laptop. B) Get eaten by a bear or C) Be tortured by children. Here is to the next interlude in my life. Until then, see you all in ten weeks! Sami
"The most incomprehensible thing in the world to a man, is a woman who rejects his offer of marriage."
—Emma, Jane Austen
The same incomprehensibility afflicts men in the 21st century when a girl rejects an offer of dinner, of coffee, of anything involving spending one-on-one time with a guy she’d never want to date. Ever.
Well isn’t this relevant. Love Jane!
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
here we go again. white kid carries out plan to murder people and already the mainstream media is going through with the “he was disturbed,” “he was mentally ill” and “he was insane” spin on the story. gotta protect that image of white purity and innocence no matter what.
not to mention that the whole idea that a violent, atrocious crime could only be conceived and carried out by a mentally ill person is really ableist and gross and nasty and needs to go away immediately
(Source: , via slytherinmyhead)
Black Crime =Gang Violence. Arab Crime = Terrorism. Hispanic Crime = Illegal immigration. White Crime = No crime, he was just insane.
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…